Svelte were disappointed to learn that naked swimming during 'Fancy New Band' is not allowed - a spot of tea-bagging with José Barbosa's ample boom booms is considered polite however.

AUCKLAND – Bubbly band-boys, Svelte, have announced they'll be appearing on Mike Havoc's 'Fancy New Band'. "The guys are bloody stoked" said Shogun Ham of Pizzaz PR. "I knew the 'Bishop Brian Tamaki/Whip my holy relic' fiasco would pay PR dividends in the end. After receiving the 'Fancy New Band' news, I can tell you the boys are now only slightly ashamed of the interactive sermon they received".

However, the Band's lead singer, Tim Stewart, played down rumours of last year's phallic kerfuffle, saying the band's new-found success 'has more to do with the recent reaffirmation ceremony we performed out west. Drummer boy, Jamie Woolright, thought the band's brand values and strategic framework were responsible while Svelte's excited guitar player, Ben Sciascia, named 2008 as 'Svelte Bout' saying: "2008 will be the year Svelte deliver right hook after right hook".

In reality, Svelte could only point to a small upcoming left jab, a gig called 'Bitch at the Whammy' (on April 11), they do seem quite fired up though. I guess that's someting.

Fancy New Band:
Thursday April 10, Mike Havoc's Breakfast on 95BFM.
Fuck knuckles, cock and piss... balls. Thank you.

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