2006
Fans Yearn For A Music Safety Recall
19/12/06 08:22
AUCKLAND – Rumour sites are abuzz with regard to an "IMPORTANT SAFETY RECALL" seen on Svelte's website. Rumours claim the New Zealand band is gearing up for a product recall, despite never having released Read More >>
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Svelte Featured on AMPed New Music Weekly Podcast
08/11/06 08:19
Svelte’s track ‘Cat’s Paw’ has been doing the rounds amongst various Podcasts recently. The latest Podcast to include the track has been AMPed New Music Weekly – The Official Podcast Read More >>
Svelte's Singer Absolutely Destroys Latest Dimmer Album...
01/11/06 08:17
Svelte's lovable but often clumsy lead singer, Tim Stewart, has reportedly destroyed a brand new copy of Dimmer's latest album during an interview at Radio Active. The incident occurred during the off-air banter that Read More >>
Svelte Included On The Electrical Language Podcast...
17/10/06 08:15
Svelte are proud to be included on the Electrical Language Podcast No. 44. The Electrical Language Podcast is free and always includes a wide variety of interesting music from around the globe. Read More >>
Svelte's Promotion Just A String Of Outrageous Lies
12/09/06 08:13
During the post-orgasmic-haze that follows a blow job, Shogun Ham of Pizzaz PR (Svelte's PR Firm) tried to explain the mess his firm and local band, Svelte are embroiled in. "Svelte aren't the hip-hopin' soul-funksters Read More >>
Huge Zit Threatens OdESSA Gig
18/08/06 08:10
Svelte's enigmatic guitar player, Ben Sciascia, is reportedly worried about a gigantic zit currently plaguing his right cheek. In a blithering splutter of half-truths and fictitious angular spin, Svelte's PR firm, Pizazz PR, told Read More >>
Lead Singer Suffers Self-Love Implosion
17/07/06 08:07
Tim Stewart, lead singer (and dynamic front man) for local band Svelte, has been described as "a little bit of Nick Cave mixed with Shane McGowan and Tom Waits." The comments were made Read More >>
Svelte Announce Plans To Stare In Different Directions
15/06/06 08:05
AUCKLAND—In what many record-industry insiders are calling a bold move, members of Svelte announced Monday, plans to stare in different directions for an upcoming press shot Read More >>
Shogun Ham Says: PR Is 'Bands Best Friend'
14/05/06 08:03
Local band Svelte, recently announced a strategic alliance that could have far reaching consequences for K' Road's live music scene. Svelte and top-notch Auckland promoter, Shogun Ham, signed a heads Read More >>
Guitarist's Girlfriend Spots Emerging Pattern Baldness
10/04/06 08:00
The girlfriend of a local guitarist is worried about the emergence of pattern baldness. "I’m worried he’s left his run a bit late, we’ve spent a fortune on guitar equipment and I only agreed to spend that sort of money Read More >>
Unknown Local Band Reportedly “Pissed” At Missing Out On Funding (Again)
16/03/06 17:39
Unknown local band, Svelte, are reportedly pissed at missing out on a New Zealand On Air grant (again). “It’s clear a great injustice has occurred.” says a source Read More >>
Band Perfectly Fine With Africans Starving
08/02/06 20:05
Rock band U2, is well-known for its human-rights advocacy, particularly its ongoing campaign to eradicate poverty in Africa. Lesser known to music fans, local band Svelte, say they’re perfectly okay with the dismal Read More >>
Mildly Amusing E-News Could Be Stolen From Funnier Source
22/01/06 19:37
Accusations are flying today as a local band’s attempts at generating publicity have come under fire from people who really know their stuff. Auckland band, Svelte have launched a new website which Read More >>