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Maximize your god given assets and take your band's look into the stratosphere. Sizzling fashion and beauty tips from Brenda Dickson - the world's most glamorous woman, aka: that crazy woman from another fucking planet.

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Tell The Boys In The Band You Love Them - Without Having Saying It

Heart Bookmark
Come on boys, we all know that you absolutely love your band mates - why else would you spend so much time with them? And like all loved ones, you’re just bursting to say “I love you”. Learn More >>
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Forced-fed Labrador Tetrazzini

Tetrazzini
This dish is perfect for bands on the run. Even a small town has labradors and all have practically forced-fed themselves. Learn More >>
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Pack your tour suitcases the right way please boys!

Packing
Taking the shear volume of black T-shirts or funky stage shirts (depending on your band’s genre) on tour can really get your knickers in a twist. If you take too many bags, band mates will call you a fagot, but you do need enough clean clothes to pull the birds. Learn More >>
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Band bonding: A gilded pear basket for all those pesky pears

pearbasket
Pears can cause real problems for blokes in bands. How do you take pears on the road without damaging them? Learn More >>
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