Svelte Announce Plans To Stare In Different Directions

Multi-directional staring in a groovy car - What a crock of shit.

AUCKLAND—In what many record-industry insiders are calling a bold move, members of Svelte announced Monday, plans to stare in different directions for an upcoming press shot.

Guitarist Ben Sciascia said he will stare off to his right, as if gazing purposefully into an uncertain, yet hopeful, future. Lead singer Tim Stewart will stare down the barrel of the lens, burdened by the weight of injustices all over the world and drummer Jamie Woolright will look up, as if searching for guidance from a higher power.

However, lead singer Tim Stewart is not committed to staring down the lens, saying, "That is a decision I can only make in the actual moment of artistic creation. But it’ll be a different direction from the other two, you can count on that."
The multi-directional staring is expected to take place during an upcoming press shot in a groovy car, against a harsh urban backdrop. Source = The Onion

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