Guitarist's Girlfriend Spots Emerging Pattern Baldness

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AUCKLAND–The girlfriend of a local guitarist is worried about the emergence of pattern baldness. "I’m worried he’s left his run a bit late, we’ve spent a fortune on guitar equipment and I only agreed to spend that sort of money after he promised his band would be really big."

According to an industry source, this could really hurt the band’s chances. "If he can shave his head and make it appear as though he's still got hair (like Justin Timberlake in that 'Rock Your Body' video) he may still have a chance." Attempts to reach the guitarist have failed, although a message left on this reporter’s mobile phone has been traced to the Australian franchise "Advanced Hair", the message left was "Yeah Yeah".

Although there is no conclusive evidence, an expert from Advanced Hair, Yeah Yeah, told us to look out for a couple of hair styles. "If he starts growing his hair, he may be preparing for a comb-over. If his hair style doesn’t change, that could indicate the presence of plugs or some other hair treatment." Whatever the outcome, The guitarist's girlfriend is clear on her position, "That band better make it, or I’m outta here." Source = Etlevs

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