Svelte's Promotion Just A String Of Outrageous Lies

Are Svelte and Pizzaz PR serving us the crud left in the sink when boys feed the cat?

AUCKLAND–During the post-orgasmic-haze that follows a blow job, Shogun Ham of Pizzaz PR (Svelte's PR Firm) tried to explain the mess his firm and local band, Svelte are embroiled in. "Svelte aren't the hip-hopin' soul-funksters they said they were, so...yeah, I've had to stretch the truth and on top of all that, I've probably got you pregnant."

After explaining that men don't get pregnant, Shogun tried to justify some of his firm's attention-grabbing headlines; "The whole Starving Africans thing worked bloody well" (see the full report here) "I mean, church groups were outraged, Bishop Brian Tamaki went out of his way to make his displeasure known during Urge's last leather party: 'Whip My Holy Relic'" See photo here.

Better known for his work with the Glen Innes Rate Payers Association, Shogun teamed up with Svelte in an aliance that promised much (see the full report here) but so far has only delivered outrageous slander and malicious lies. Shogan, however, remains defiant; "I feel like I'm contributing...I can hold my head up high, I get respect and I feel dignified, two things I've wanted all my life - plus I like dressing up in this cowboy outfit." Source = Etlevs

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