Lead Singer Suffers Self-Love Implosion

Nick Cave mixed with Shane McGowan and Tom Waits sounds good, but does it look a bit weird?

IN BREIF–Tim Stewart, lead singer and dynamic front man for local band Svelte, has been described as "a little bit of Nick Cave mixed with Shane McGowan and Tom Waits." The comments were made by a New Zealand music fan on Muzic.net.nz. See the post here.

Meanwhile, on rival site NZ Music.com, a poster described the band's song 'Grind your Bones' as "dirty and sexy and grown-up and pre-apocalyptic". See the post here.

After the comments, the lead singer's ego became so engorged, self loving mucous oozed from every pore – turning his beard ginger. Tim later admitted himself to hospital in an attempt to stop the love juice from reaching his groin. Tim's partner later told reporters their relationship would've been over if Tim's minge had turned ginge. Doctors said the procedure was successful, saying "...anyone going down on Mr Stewart will not be met by burning bush baby, that's not what he's got". Source = Etlevs

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