Rehearsal Grogans Threaten 'Band Unity'

Just like that really bad ‘Axis Of Evil’ a few years back, Grogans are a threat to National Security.

AUCKLAND–Local band, Svelte may be in deep trouble just two weeks after announcing their formation. According to a covers band who rehearse immediately after Svelte, the reasons for this trouble may lie in a bout of hangover flatulence (or grogans) that has besieged Svelte's rehearsals of late. "We have to air the rehearsal room for a good 10mins after they leave" said Rogan Josh, drummer for Auckland-based covers band, Termicide. "I've a mind to charge them, as it cuts into our rehearsal time".

Rogan also overheard an argument regarding the importance of "band unity" and how grogans don’t strengthen it. As yet, no one from Svelte has come forward to claim responsibility for the grogans but it's likely to be one of the ex-Supergroove members, Tim Stewart or Ben Sciascia.

Supergroove's early years we're also marred by rehearsal flatulence, and experts agree their could be a link. "We now know of a fart so bad, Supergroove members decided it was a dead animal in the air vent". The New Zealand music historian also went on to reveal another startling fact; "After cross-referencing the members of both bands, we've concluded Sciascia or Stewart are responsible as they've belonged to both bands". The Parents of Svelte (TPOS) hope the band can overcome this issue and feel there are bigger mountains to climb if the band is to earn enough for their parents' retirement. Source = Etlevs

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